UPDATE:The Future of Chewbacca Facts

Greetings my fellow Chewsters,

Well, I am currently in the process of remaking this blog at wordpress. I have discussed various options with my co poster, Hindleyite, and we have decided to move this blog to chewiefacts.wordpress.com. Wordpress is more customizable and effecient than Blogger, no offense, yet blogger has been quite a nice little home. We are currently figuring out how we shall get all of the previous facts from here to Wordpress, and if you loyal Chewsters have any advice, fell free to comment. This blog might go unupdated for a few weeks, but once this is all settled we shall have peace with our inner Chewie. May the force be with you, --Ragglefraggleking

Chewbacca Fact 57

The Locust Horde from the Gears of War series were actually Chewbacca's third grade science fair project.

Chewie Fact Number 55

Chewbacca uses his Wookiee Mind Tricks to control to weak minded.

Chewie Fact 51

Chewbacca has the guitar skills of Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, Slash, Eddie Van Halen, and Jimmy Page combined. His guitar riffs were burned to a CD, which was used as the key ingredient in the atomic bomb.

Chewbacca Fact 50!

Under neath Chewbacca fur coat is a layer of armor made from a combination of steel and ivory, indestructable cell phones, spider silk, and 17 Chinese phone books.

Chewbacca Factoid 49

If you cut open Chewbacca's body you would find that he is actualy a combination of atomic warheads, monster trucks, ninja swords, and brain eating zombies.

Chewie Fact Number 48

Koolaid Man hides under his bed every day because he found out Chewbacca had an energy drink coming out in stores.

Chewbacca Fact Number 47

Chewbacca's nickname "Chewie" came from how he used to describe what an 18-wheeler tasted like after he ate it. Han Solo had to find a new ride after that.......

Chewie Fact No. 46

Cha-Ka once challenged Chewbacca in an who is the best hairy sci-fi creature contest. Chewbacca beat Cha-Ka so badly, that he broke the space time continuim, sending Cha-Ka into an alternative universe, where he gets kicked in the face repeatedly all day long.

Chewie Factoid Numbah 45

The power of Chuck Norris' beard looks like a girl scout compared to the might of Chewbacca's mystical fur.

Chewbacca Factoid Number 43

Chewbacca once created an asteroid so heavy that he could not lift it. Then he lifted it anyway and crushed it with his bare hands.

Chewbacca Fact No. 42

Contrary to popular belief, the Earth actually revovles around Chewbacca.

Chewie Fact Number 41

Instead of water, Chewbacca drinks Mercury.

Chewie Fact No. 40

Chewbacca mixes his morning coffee with rat poison and spreads radioactive goop on his toast.

Chewbacca Fact Number 39

One idiot thought he could over power Chewbacca using 12 gallons of Nair. Chewie took the Nair from the man, drank it all, and only a quater of one hair fell off. Then, he unleashed a Wookiee roar that was so powerful, the man's skin had peeled off his body.

Chewbacca Fact Numero 38

Chewbacca was the drummer for the band Galaxy Rock (Pictured above). Chewie was imediantly inducted into the Rock Hall of Fame as the Greatest Drummer of All Time. All other competition have been killed in strange bowcaster incidents.

Chewbacca Fact # 37

When Chewbacca laughs at danger, danger goes running home crying for its mommy.

Chewbacca Fact Number 36

The proton missle Luke Skywalker shot to destroy the Death Star was actually a metal casing, which contained Chewbacca inside.

Chewie Fact No. 35

Every New Year, Chewie fishes for Colo claw fish(pictured above) with a paperclip and a piece of string attached to a toothpick, sucessfuly.

Chewie Fact No. 34

Chewbacca and his soccer team, The Fuzzballs (pictured above), have won the World Cup 24 consecutive times in a row. They accomplished this by relying on Chewie's Wookiee-roar, which allowed The Fuzzballs to kick the ball in the net, while the other team lay on the ground, stunned by the piercing growl.