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Chewie Fact No. 34

Chewbacca and his soccer team, The Fuzzballs (pictured above), have won the World Cup 24 consecutive times in a row. They accomplished this by relying on Chewie's Wookiee-roar, which allowed The Fuzzballs to kick the ball in the net, while the other team lay on the ground, stunned by the piercing growl.


Chewie Fact No. 33

Ewoks are just leftovers from when Chewbacca shaves his fur.

Chewie Fact No. 32

Chewbacca ran for US president '08. He decided to stop his campaign on the basis of "I have better places to enslave, like the entire Galaxy!". Several weeks later, Chewie was forcing people to vote for him for Galactic President on the basis of "Vote for me or I will rip your limbs off!".

Chewie Fact #31

Chewbacca was a pitcher for the New York Yankees in a previous life. Often the batter would purposely strike out just to be further away from Chewie's piercing growl.

Chewie Fact No. 30

Every time Chewbacca pwns some one, comic book style phrases just appear out of nowhere in fear that if they don't Chewie will pwn them too.

Chewie Fact Number 29

Chewbacca makes extra money by endorsing The Kashyyyk Times. When I say endorsing, I mean forcing Wookiees at bow caster point to buy the paper.

Chewie Fact Number 28

Lando Calrissian once forgot to pay Chewbacca back his money. Now Lando drinks threw a metal straw in his nose.


Chewie Fact #27

Underneath his furry exterior, Chewie wears a bulletproof jacket to avoid being sniped in drive-by shootings comitted by those Trandosan slavers. He also keeps three chickens and a hammock underneath his knee.


Chewie Fact No. 26

Chewbacca randomly recieves gold medals just because of how awesome he is.


Chewbacca Fact Nuber 25

Chewbacca does not read. He stares datapads down until he gets the information he wants.

Chewie Fact Number 24

With every step, Chewbacca causes a wave of destruction.

Chewie Fact No. 23

When at the height of his power, Chewbacca can unleash a super powered force (pictured above), which can be extremely deadly. This has happened on two occasions. One, where the victim was torn in half, burst into flames, disenagrated, and repeated the process fourteen times before shattering into ten thousand pieces, which burst into flames. The second occasion, which was on a much lesser scale, resulted in Han Solo being spontaneously frozen in carbonite.

Chewbacca Fact Number 22

Chewbacca does not sleep. He waits.


Chewie fact 21

Chewbacca's nickname is 'Chewie'. Anybody found calling him 'Chooey', 'Chuie' or 'Chwee' will imediantly be eaten by Chewbacca's pet Rancor.


Chewie Fact No. 20

Only three hairs have been lost from Chewbacca's body. One was used to make a fur coat, which killed 7 people. Another fell into a punch bowl, and it killed all the geusts. The last was an ingreditant in the Atomic Bomb.


Chewbacca nugget #19

In 1998, Chewbacca sued a confectionery company for usage of the name "Chewie" on a make of chewing gum. The case lasted three years, the result of which was Star Wars: The Phantom Menace.


Chewbacca Fact No. 18

Before the Emporer shoots lighting, he has to notify Chewbacca becuase he likes to watch people who are in pain.


Chewbacca Fact Number 17

Chewbacca does not need a star ship to attack an enemy fighter. He simply propels himself using the sheer power of his Wookiee roar and punches through the shields of the enemy ship with his bare hands.


Chewie Fun Fact Number Sixteen

Chewie's favourite band is the Animals and his preferred method of transport is the van from Dumb and Dumber (pictured above).


Chewie Fact No. 15

Chewbacca's bow caster is actually his modified hair groomer, which is why it sometimes fires poisonous hair balls.

Chewbacca fact No. 14

Chewbacca is the mutant offspring of a mop and Cousin It from the Addams Family. He has a picture of them in his bedroom, where he also has a poster of Bigfoot.

Chewie Fact No. 13

If the power of one Chewbacca Wookiee howl was harnessed, it could power the planet Courscant for 46 minutes.


Chewie Fact No. 12

When a Wookiee mother named her child Chewbacca, the baby transformed into a Wookiee who was smaller and walked on all fours. This was how the dog was created, every time a Wookiee child was named Chewbacca because there can only be one Chewbacca.


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Chewie Fact No. 11

The scene in Star Wars: A New Hope where the princess calls Chewbacca a "walking carpet" was edited before the movie was released. In the original scene, Chewbacca tears the princess in half after he is insulted. The scene was edited by the editors, who later died from mysterious bowcaster incidents.


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Chewie Fact No. 10

The reason the Millennium Falcon made the Kessel Run in three parsects was because Chewbacca took a wiz in the fuel tank.

Chewie Fact No. 9

Chewbacca is so tough that when Rebel accidentally stepped on his foot he stared at him with such intesity his faced melted in the pure awesomeness.

Chewie Fact No. 8

Chewbacca is so tough that he broke a Stormtrooper's neck with one blow.

Chewie Fact No. 7

Never call Chewbacca a "walking carpet". Or he'll rip your arms off.

Chewie Fact No. 6

Chewbacca is so tough that he broke a lightsaber over his knee without getting his leg cut off.

Chewie Fact No. 5

Chewbacca is so tough that he makes Jabba's Rancor look like an Ewok.


Chewie Fact No. 4

Chewbacca is so tough that he could rip an X-Wing Fighter in half with his bare hands.

Chewie Fact No. 3

Chewbacca is so tough that when he got shot in the butt by a Stormtrooper he threw him into the Trash Compacter.

Chewie Fact No. 2

Chewbacca is so tough that when he lost a board game, he ripped the winner's arms out of their sockets.

Chewie Fact No. 1

Chewbacca is so tough that he stared Darth Vader in the face and he backed down.