Greetings my fellow Chewsters,
Well, I am currently in the process of remaking this blog at wordpress. I have discussed various options with my co poster, Hindleyite, and we have decided to move this blog to chewiefacts.wordpress.com. Wordpress is more customizable and effecient than Blogger, no offense, yet blogger has been quite a nice little home. We are currently figuring out how we shall get all of the previous facts from here to Wordpress, and if you loyal Chewsters have any advice, fell free to comment. This blog might go unupdated for a few weeks, but once this is all settled we shall have peace with our inner Chewie. May the force be with you, --Ragglefraggleking
8/04/2009
Chewbacca Fact 57
The Locust Horde from the Gears of War series were actually Chewbacca's third grade science fair project.
8/03/2009
6/11/2009
Chewbacca Fact 54
Chewbacca can transform his body into virtually any shape on Earth. In this video he is seen as a nightstand.
Chewbacca Fact Number #53
Chewbacca is actually good friends with Spiderman. They like to have a cup of joe on good mornings.
6/09/2009
Chewie Fact 51
Chewbacca has the guitar skills of Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, Slash, Eddie Van Halen, and Jimmy Page combined. His guitar riffs were burned to a CD, which was used as the key ingredient in the atomic bomb.
Chewbacca Fact 50!
Under neath Chewbacca fur coat is a layer of armor made from a combination of steel and ivory, indestructable cell phones, spider silk, and 17 Chinese phone books.
6/07/2009
Chewbacca Factoid 49
If you cut open Chewbacca's body you would find that he is actualy a combination of atomic warheads, monster trucks, ninja swords, and brain eating zombies.
5/31/2009
Chewie Fact Number 48
Koolaid Man hides under his bed every day because he found out Chewbacca had an energy drink coming out in stores.
5/26/2009
Chewbacca Fact Number 47
Chewbacca's nickname "Chewie" came from how he used to describe what an 18-wheeler tasted like after he ate it. Han Solo had to find a new ride after that.......
5/25/2009
Chewie Fact No. 46
Cha-Ka once challenged Chewbacca in an who is the best hairy sci-fi creature contest. Chewbacca beat Cha-Ka so badly, that he broke the space time continuim, sending Cha-Ka into an alternative universe, where he gets kicked in the face repeatedly all day long.
5/21/2009
Chewie Factoid Numbah 45
The power of Chuck Norris' beard looks like a girl scout compared to the might of Chewbacca's mystical fur.
3/11/2009
Chewbacca fact #44
Chewie is so indestructible that he was employed as a human tank by the US Army to fight in WWII. Subsequent attempts to recreate his level of armour using stainless steel and London gangsters have been largely unsuccessful.
2/19/2009
Chewbacca Factoid Number 43
Chewbacca once created an asteroid so heavy that he could not lift it. Then he lifted it anyway and crushed it with his bare hands.
1/28/2009
1/18/2009
1/10/2009
Chewie Fact No. 40
Chewbacca mixes his morning coffee with rat poison and spreads radioactive goop on his toast.
Chewbacca Fact Number 39
One idiot thought he could over power Chewbacca using 12 gallons of Nair. Chewie took the Nair from the man, drank it all, and only a quater of one hair fell off. Then, he unleashed a Wookiee roar that was so powerful, the man's skin had peeled off his body.
1/07/2009
Chewbacca Fact Numero 38
Chewbacca was the drummer for the band Galaxy Rock (Pictured above). Chewie was imediantly inducted into the Rock Hall of Fame as the Greatest Drummer of All Time. All other competition have been killed in strange bowcaster incidents.
1/03/2009
1/02/2009
Chewbacca Fact Number 36
The proton missle Luke Skywalker shot to destroy the Death Star was actually a metal casing, which contained Chewbacca inside.
Chewie Fact No. 35
Every New Year, Chewie fishes for Colo claw fish(pictured above) with a paperclip and a piece of string attached to a toothpick, sucessfuly.
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