Chewbacca and his soccer team, The Fuzzballs (pictured above), have won the World Cup 24 consecutive times in a row. They accomplished this by relying on Chewie's Wookiee-roar, which allowed The Fuzzballs to kick the ball in the net, while the other team lay on the ground, stunned by the piercing growl.
12/28/2008
Chewie Fact No. 34
Chewbacca and his soccer team, The Fuzzballs (pictured above), have won the World Cup 24 consecutive times in a row. They accomplished this by relying on Chewie's Wookiee-roar, which allowed The Fuzzballs to kick the ball in the net, while the other team lay on the ground, stunned by the piercing growl.
12/23/2008
Chewie Fact No. 32
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Chewie Fact No. 30
Chewie Fact Number 29
Chewie Fact Number 28
12/20/2008
Chewie Fact #27
Underneath his furry exterior, Chewie wears a bulletproof jacket to avoid being sniped in drive-by shootings comitted by those Trandosan slavers. He also keeps three chickens and a hammock underneath his knee.
12/19/2008
12/13/2008
Chewbacca Fact Nuber 25
Chewbacca does not read. He stares datapads down until he gets the information he wants.
Chewie Fact No. 23
When at the height of his power, Chewbacca can unleash a super powered force (pictured above), which can be extremely deadly. This has happened on two occasions. One, where the victim was torn in half, burst into flames, disenagrated, and repeated the process fourteen times before shattering into ten thousand pieces, which burst into flames. The second occasion, which was on a much lesser scale, resulted in Han Solo being spontaneously frozen in carbonite.
11/29/2008
Chewie fact 21
Chewbacca's nickname is 'Chewie'. Anybody found calling him 'Chooey', 'Chuie' or 'Chwee' will imediantly be eaten by Chewbacca's pet Rancor.
11/27/2008
Chewie Fact No. 20
Only three hairs have been lost from Chewbacca's body. One was used to make a fur coat, which killed 7 people. Another fell into a punch bowl, and it killed all the geusts. The last was an ingreditant in the Atomic Bomb.
10/27/2008
Chewbacca nugget #19
In 1998, Chewbacca sued a confectionery company for usage of the name "Chewie" on a make of chewing gum. The case lasted three years, the result of which was Star Wars: The Phantom Menace.
10/21/2008
Chewbacca Fact No. 18
Before the Emporer shoots lighting, he has to notify Chewbacca becuase he likes to watch people who are in pain.
10/20/2008
Chewbacca Fact Number 17
Chewbacca does not need a star ship to attack an enemy fighter. He simply propels himself using the sheer power of his Wookiee roar and punches through the shields of the enemy ship with his bare hands.
10/19/2008
Chewie Fun Fact Number Sixteen
10/13/2008
Chewie Fact No. 15
Chewbacca's bow caster is actually his modified hair groomer, which is why it sometimes fires poisonous hair balls.
Chewbacca fact No. 14
Chewbacca is the mutant offspring of a mop and Cousin It from the Addams Family. He has a picture of them in his bedroom, where he also has a poster of Bigfoot.
Chewie Fact No. 13
If the power of one Chewbacca Wookiee howl was harnessed, it could power the planet Courscant for 46 minutes.
10/10/2008
Chewie Fact No. 12
When a Wookiee mother named her child Chewbacca, the baby transformed into a Wookiee who was smaller and walked on all fours. This was how the dog was created, every time a Wookiee child was named Chewbacca because there can only be one Chewbacca.
10/05/2008
Chewie Facts Returns
After a couple of months, Chewbacca Facts have returned! Along with a small drawing of Chewie by me!
Chewie Fact No. 11
The scene in Star Wars: A New Hope where the princess calls Chewbacca a "walking carpet" was edited before the movie was released. In the original scene, Chewbacca tears the princess in half after he is insulted. The scene was edited by the editors, who later died from mysterious bowcaster incidents.
8/05/2008
8/04/2008
Chewie Fact No. 10
The reason the Millennium Falcon made the Kessel Run in three parsects was because Chewbacca took a wiz in the fuel tank.
Chewie Fact No. 9
Chewie Fact No. 6
Chewbacca is so tough that he broke a lightsaber over his knee without getting his leg cut off.
8/03/2008
Chewie Fact No. 4
Chewbacca is so tough that he could rip an X-Wing Fighter in half with his bare hands.
Chewie Fact No. 3
Chewbacca is so tough that when he got shot in the butt by a Stormtrooper he threw him into the Trash Compacter.
Chewie Fact No. 2
Chewbacca is so tough that when he lost a board game, he ripped the winner's arms out of their sockets.
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