Chewbacca Facts

UPDATE:The Future of Chewbacca Facts

2009-08-05T10:56:00.004-04:00

Greetings my fellow Chewsters,

Well, I am currently in the process of remaking this blog at wordpress. I have discussed various options with my co poster, Hindleyite, and we have decided to move this blog to chewiefacts.wordpress.com. Wordpress is more customizable and effecient than Blogger, no offense, yet blogger has been quite a nice little home. We are currently figuring out how we shall get all of the previous facts from here to Wordpress, and if you loyal Chewsters have any advice, fell free to comment. This blog might go unupdated for a few weeks, but once this is all settled we shall have peace with our inner Chewie. May the force be with you, --Ragglefraggleking

Chewbacca Fact 57

2009-08-04T16:55:00.004-04:00

The Locust Horde from the Gears of War series were actually Chewbacca's third grade science fair project.

Chewie Fact 56

2009-08-04T11:03:00.001-04:00

When alone in the Millenium Falcon's cockpit, Chewie likes to get groovy.

Chewie Fact Number 55

2009-08-03T20:52:00.002-04:00

Chewbacca uses his Wookiee Mind Tricks to control to weak minded.

Chewbacca Fact 54

2009-06-11T06:51:00.001-04:00

Chewbacca can transform his body into virtually any shape on Earth. In this video he is seen as a nightstand.

Chewbacca Fact Number #53

2009-06-11T06:50:00.001-04:00

Chewbacca is actually good friends with Spiderman. They like to have a cup of joe on good mornings.

Chewbacca Fact 52

2009-06-11T06:49:00.001-04:00

Chewbacca is secretly a multimillion dollar rock star.

Chewie Fact 51

2009-06-09T18:40:00.002-04:00

Chewbacca has the guitar skills of Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, Slash, Eddie Van Halen, and Jimmy Page combined. His guitar riffs were burned to a CD, which was used as the key ingredient in the atomic bomb.

Chewbacca Fact 50!

2009-06-09T15:11:00.002-04:00

Under neath Chewbacca fur coat is a layer of armor made from a combination of steel and ivory, indestructable cell phones, spider silk, and 17 Chinese phone books.

Chewbacca Factoid 49

2009-06-07T10:20:00.002-04:00

If you cut open Chewbacca's body you would find that he is actualy a combination of atomic warheads, monster trucks, ninja swords, and brain eating zombies.

Chewie Fact Number 48

2009-05-31T16:37:00.001-04:00

Koolaid Man hides under his bed every day because he found out Chewbacca had an energy drink coming out in stores.

Chewbacca Fact Number 47

2009-05-26T13:07:00.001-04:00

Chewbacca's nickname "Chewie" came from how he used to describe what an 18-wheeler tasted like after he ate it. Han Solo had to find a new ride after that.......

Chewie Fact No. 46

2009-05-25T09:34:00.003-04:00

Cha-Ka once challenged Chewbacca in an who is the best hairy sci-fi creature contest. Chewbacca beat Cha-Ka so badly, that he broke the space time continuim, sending Cha-Ka into an alternative universe, where he gets kicked in the face repeatedly all day long.

Chewie Factoid Numbah 45

2009-05-21T21:58:00.002-04:00

The power of Chuck Norris' beard looks like a girl scout compared to the might of Chewbacca's mystical fur.

Chewbacca fact #44

2009-03-11T17:36:00.003-04:00

Chewie is so indestructible that he was employed as a human tank by the US Army to fight in WWII. Subsequent attempts to recreate his level of armour using stainless steel and London gangsters have been largely unsuccessful.

Chewbacca Factoid Number 43

2009-02-19T12:07:00.001-05:00

Chewbacca once created an asteroid so heavy that he could not lift it. Then he lifted it anyway and crushed it with his bare hands.

Chewbacca Fact No. 42

2009-01-28T15:39:00.001-05:00

Contrary to popular belief, the Earth actually revovles around Chewbacca.

Chewie Fact Number 41

2009-01-18T12:07:00.000-05:00

Instead of water, Chewbacca drinks Mercury.

Chewie Fact No. 40

2009-01-10T17:57:00.001-05:00

Chewbacca mixes his morning coffee with rat poison and spreads radioactive goop on his toast.

Chewbacca Fact Number 39

2009-01-10T09:55:00.002-05:00

One idiot thought he could over power Chewbacca using 12 gallons of Nair. Chewie took the Nair from the man, drank it all, and only a quater of one hair fell off. Then, he unleashed a Wookiee roar that was so powerful, the man's skin had peeled off his body.

Chewbacca Fact Numero 38

2009-01-07T11:41:00.003-05:00

Chewbacca was the drummer for the band Galaxy Rock (Pictured above). Chewie was imediantly inducted into the Rock Hall of Fame as the Greatest Drummer of All Time. All other competition have been killed in strange bowcaster incidents.

Chewbacca Fact # 37

2009-01-03T18:19:00.002-05:00

When Chewbacca laughs at danger, danger goes running home crying for its mommy.

Chewbacca Fact Number 36

2009-01-02T11:00:00.002-05:00

The proton missle Luke Skywalker shot to destroy the Death Star was actually a metal casing, which contained Chewbacca inside.

Chewie Fact No. 35

2009-01-02T09:24:00.002-05:00

Every New Year, Chewie fishes for Colo claw fish(pictured above) with a paperclip and a piece of string attached to a toothpick, sucessfuly.

Chewie Fact No. 34

2008-12-28T12:10:00.003-05:00

Chewbacca and his soccer team, The Fuzzballs (pictured above), have won the World Cup 24 consecutive times in a row. They accomplished this by relying on Chewie's Wookiee-roar, which allowed The Fuzzballs to kick the ball in the net, while the other team lay on the ground, stunned by the piercing growl.

Chewie Fact No. 33

2008-12-23T18:47:00.002-05:00

Ewoks are just leftovers from when Chewbacca shaves his fur.

Chewie Fact No. 32

2008-12-23T18:40:00.004-05:00

Chewbacca ran for US president '08. He decided to stop his campaign on the basis of "I have better places to enslave, like the entire Galaxy!". Several weeks later, Chewie was forcing people to vote for him for Galactic President on the basis of "Vote for me or I will rip your limbs off!".

Chewie Fact #31

2008-12-23T15:54:00.001-05:00

Chewbacca was a pitcher for the New York Yankees in a previous life. Often the batter would purposely strike out just to be further away from Chewie's piercing growl.

Chewie Fact No. 30

2008-12-23T12:40:00.002-05:00

Every time Chewbacca pwns some one, comic book style phrases just appear out of nowhere in fear that if they don't Chewie will pwn them too.

Chewie Fact Number 29

2008-12-23T12:37:00.002-05:00

Chewbacca makes extra money by endorsing The Kashyyyk Times. When I say endorsing, I mean forcing Wookiees at bow caster point to buy the paper.

Chewie Fact Number 28

2008-12-23T12:34:00.001-05:00

Lando Calrissian once forgot to pay Chewbacca back his money. Now Lando drinks threw a metal straw in his nose.

Chewie Fact #27

2008-12-20T11:23:00.004-05:00

Underneath his furry exterior, Chewie wears a bulletproof jacket to avoid being sniped in drive-by shootings comitted by those Trandosan slavers. He also keeps three chickens and a hammock underneath his knee.

Chewie Fact No. 26

2008-12-19T17:08:00.004-05:00

Chewbacca randomly recieves gold medals just because of how awesome he is.

Chewbacca Fact Nuber 25

2008-12-13T18:30:00.001-05:00

Chewbacca does not read. He stares datapads down until he gets the information he wants.

Chewie Fact Number 24

2008-12-13T18:18:00.002-05:00

With every step, Chewbacca causes a wave of destruction.

Chewie Fact No. 23

2008-12-13T18:11:00.004-05:00

When at the height of his power, Chewbacca can unleash a super powered force (pictured above), which can be extremely deadly. This has happened on two occasions. One, where the victim was torn in half, burst into flames, disenagrated, and repeated the process fourteen times before shattering into ten thousand pieces, which burst into flames. The second occasion, which was on a much lesser scale, resulted in Han Solo being spontaneously frozen in carbonite.

Chewbacca Fact Number 22

2008-12-13T16:47:00.003-05:00

Chewbacca does not sleep. He waits.

Chewie fact 21

2008-11-29T17:44:00.003-05:00

Chewbacca's nickname is 'Chewie'. Anybody found calling him 'Chooey', 'Chuie' or 'Chwee' will imediantly be eaten by Chewbacca's pet Rancor.

Chewie Fact No. 20

2008-11-27T09:14:00.002-05:00

Only three hairs have been lost from Chewbacca's body. One was used to make a fur coat, which killed 7 people. Another fell into a punch bowl, and it killed all the geusts. The last was an ingreditant in the Atomic Bomb.

Chewbacca nugget #19

2008-10-27T10:35:00.004-04:00

In 1998, Chewbacca sued a confectionery company for usage of the name "Chewie" on a make of chewing gum. The case lasted three years, the result of which was Star Wars: The Phantom Menace.

Chewbacca Fact No. 18

2008-10-21T19:02:00.002-04:00

Before the Emporer shoots lighting, he has to notify Chewbacca becuase he likes to watch people who are in pain.

Chewbacca Fact Number 17

2008-10-20T18:21:00.002-04:00

Chewbacca does not need a star ship to attack an enemy fighter. He simply propels himself using the sheer power of his Wookiee roar and punches through the shields of the enemy ship with his bare hands.

Chewie Fun Fact Number Sixteen

2008-10-19T07:26:00.004-04:00

Chewie's favourite band is the Animals and his preferred method of transport is the van from Dumb and Dumber (pictured above).

Chewie Fact No. 15

2008-10-13T09:47:00.002-04:00

Chewbacca's bow caster is actually his modified hair groomer, which is why it sometimes fires poisonous hair balls.

Chewbacca fact No. 14

2008-10-13T09:35:00.002-04:00

Chewbacca is the mutant offspring of a mop and Cousin It from the Addams Family. He has a picture of them in his bedroom, where he also has a poster of Bigfoot.

Chewie Fact No. 13

2008-10-13T08:52:00.001-04:00

If the power of one Chewbacca Wookiee howl was harnessed, it could power the planet Courscant for 46 minutes.

Chewie Fact No. 12

2008-10-10T15:32:00.003-04:00

When a Wookiee mother named her child Chewbacca, the baby transformed into a Wookiee who was smaller and walked on all fours. This was how the dog was created, every time a Wookiee child was named Chewbacca because there can only be one Chewbacca.

Chewie Facts Returns

2008-10-05T18:06:00.002-04:00

After a couple of months, Chewbacca Facts have returned! Along with a small drawing of Chewie by me!

Chewie Fact No. 11

2008-10-05T18:02:00.002-04:00

The scene in Star Wars: A New Hope where the princess calls Chewbacca a "walking carpet" was edited before the movie was released. In the original scene, Chewbacca tears the princess in half after he is insulted. The scene was edited by the editors, who later died from mysterious bowcaster incidents.

Chewie Facts Alternative Logo

2008-08-05T18:03:00.001-04:00

Hi Chewie Fans, I created a new logo.

It will be the alternative logo to the blog.

Here it is:

Chewie Fact No. 10

2008-08-04T19:08:00.004-04:00

The reason the Millennium Falcon made the Kessel Run in three parsects was because Chewbacca took a wiz in the fuel tank.

Chewie Fact No. 9

2008-08-04T18:55:00.005-04:00

Chewbacca is so tough that when Rebel accidentally stepped on his foot he stared at him with such intesity his faced melted in the pure awesomeness.

Chewie Fact No. 8

2008-08-04T16:50:00.004-04:00

Chewbacca is so tough that he broke a Stormtrooper's neck with one blow.

Chewie Fact No. 7

2008-08-04T16:38:00.003-04:00

Never call Chewbacca a "walking carpet". Or he'll rip your arms off.

Chewie Fact No. 6

2008-08-04T16:06:00.001-04:00

Chewbacca is so tough that he broke a lightsaber over his knee without getting his leg cut off.

Chewie Fact No. 5

2008-08-04T09:27:00.001-04:00

Chewbacca is so tough that he makes Jabba's Rancor look like an Ewok.

Chewie Fact No. 4

2008-08-03T20:12:00.002-04:00

Chewbacca is so tough that he could rip an X-Wing Fighter in half with his bare hands.

Chewie Fact No. 3

2008-08-03T19:54:00.003-04:00

Chewbacca is so tough that when he got shot in the butt by a Stormtrooper he threw him into the Trash Compacter.

Chewie Fact No. 2

2008-08-03T19:18:00.003-04:00

Chewbacca is so tough that when he lost a board game, he ripped the winner's arms out of their sockets.

Chewie Fact No. 1

2008-08-03T19:16:00.004-04:00

Chewbacca is so tough that he stared Darth Vader in the face and he backed down.